UPDATE:
Hello Millstone,
As you may have expected, I am calling to inform you that school will not be in session tomorrow, Thursday, February 9th due to the consistent blizzard like predictions scheduled to begin in the early morning and go all throughout the day. This also means that there will be no bussing to any out of district schools, and that Allentown High School is also closed for tomorrow.
Clearly parents, you were not diligent in reinforcing the “Forbidden” actions, which means that:
Pajamas were turned inside out and probably even worn backwards!! RIDICULOUS!
I am sure if I went around to each home, I would find plenty of spoons hiding under pillows.
Snow dances – I can’t even imagine!!!
White crayons are probably sprawled throughout all of the freezers in Millstone
And Ice cubes are on porches and being flushed as we speak. Anarchy I say!!!
Finally, if those nanny cams were operational I am sure they would have recorded little feet running around dining room tables from Nurko Road all the way to 537. OUT OF CONTROL I SAY!
But you win kids, you got your day, so make it special and have some fun! See you all on Friday!!!
This is Scott Feder signing off for this pre-blizzard message!
